Star Sign Of A Bad Boy
Aries
Aries (March 21 -April 20) The typical Alpha male, Aries are all grunt. He’d rather be at the pub with his mates, doing manly stuff than at home. He’s inability to admit he’s wrong doesn’t go well with his competitiveness. Even twister can become a bloody arena. He’ll love you as long as you’re perfect and if you’re not, get ready to hear about it. Non-stop.
Sagittarius
Sagittarius (November 23 – December 21) The sagittarius isn’t as generous as you think. They are just financially irresponsible. They will spend all their money, then yours, then the bank’s. But somehow, it will be all your fault. You should have had more money. Prone to brutal honesty, sagittarius speak before they think and only love you when you leave.
Taurus
Taurus (April 21 – May 21) Taurus men know that making decisions is exhausting which is why you never have to make a decision again. They will do it all for you. Mention you could take a break? A holiday is booked. Despite running your life, they are still chronically lazy. He will decide what’s for dinner but you will be doing the cooking.
Virgo
Virgo (August 23 – September 23) If you love check lists and hospital-clean living conditions, you’ll love virgos. Clean to the extreme, virgos have a serious obsession with the little details. Too thick skinned to realise how annoying this is, virgo’s eye for detail means they’ll notice your little flaws too. While he is tight with his money, he has no problem using yours.
Capricorn
Capricorn (December 22 – January 20) As this chap with the glasses demonstrates, Capricorns take everything seriously. Nothing is a joking matter. While they are faithful and committed partners, they also love money. They really love it. If you lack ambition, then you better find some quick because they want a good earner.
Cancer
Cancer (June 22-23) Cancer is a homebody who would rather be home with his mama than spending his money. Like Scrooge, he’s a hoarder. So if he ever has to shell out on a present for you, he will be so worried about spending a dime, he’ll end up holding it against you.
Gemini
Gemini (May 22 – June 21) The twin sign, Geminis are two-faced. The Gemini loves to shirk responsibility so don’t think you will be pinning him down with a mortgage anytime soon. Commitment makes them anxious and they like their space. Don’t worry that he’s pining after you when you leave either. He has a strict “out of sight, out of mind” policy.
Leo
Leo (July 24 – August 23) I hope you have the red carpet rolled out, because anything less won’t do for a Leo. They love to be the centre of attention and crave adulation. Get ready to feign looks of awe and delight as he tell you his heroic life story for the 100th time.
Libra
Libra (September 24 – October 23) If you’re waiting for the Libra man to make a move, give up. His indecisiveness and tendency to overthink means he’s worrying about whether you’ll age well before he’s even asked you on a date. It might be better to just not ask you out at all. If you break up, don’t worry, he’ll still hang around unsure if he’s made the right choice.
Pisces
Pisces (February 20 – March 20) Dreamers and romantics, Pisces are kind and warm people and they know it. In fact they spend hours thinking about how thoughtful they are. They are so darn nice, you will always look like the devil even if they are in the wrong. Don’t expect any expensive gifts, they are more into deeds, not objects you could use.
Aquarius
Aquarius (January 21 – February 19) Aquarius are really, really reasonable. They’re the kind of self-sacrificing martyr that can drive you mad. Everything he does is for the greater good, which means your petty desire to, say, see him, makes you look very selfish. Don’t you know he’s saving the world?.Ignore him and he’ll be all over you, chase him and he won’t know you exist.
Scorpio
Scorpio (October 24 – November 22) Christian Grey and Edward Cullen are scorpios. Dark and brooding, the scorpio is the strong, silent, manipulative type that convinces girls they should be vampires. While they carry the weight of the world on their shoulders, they’ll talk about it. Be careful, annoy him and he’ll hold the grudge until he dies, not that you’ll know it.
