Round 3: bh’s most hilarious beauty reviews

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Round 3: bh’s most hilarious beauty reviews

We’ve reached a record number of beauty product reviews on bh this year: 225,890 at the time of writing, in fact.

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And while each and every one is unique and useful, I’ve come to realise they often have a ‘type’. I’m talking about serious reviews, bullet-pointed reviews, ingredient-centric reviews, tear-jerker reviews, from-my-husband’s-mouth reviews. Oh, and of course, my personal favourite: funny reviews.

It’s about time we once again paid tribute to the witty one-liners; the comedic gold that makes bh such a gosh darn fun website to be a part of. Because they don’t call it the silly season for nothing…

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maggieball – Durex Pleasure Me Condoms

maggieball’s daughter put Durex Pleasure Me Condoms to the ultimate test (and it wasn’t exactly conventional!)…

maggieball – Durex Pleasure Me Condoms

Lisa381 – ECOYA Guava & Lychee Sorbet Madison Jar

Apparently, Lisa381’s love for the ECOYA Guava & Lychee Sorbet Madison Jar is greater than her need for food… 

Lisa381 – ECOYA Guava & Lychee Sorbet Madison Jar

Lubz – Physicians Formula Organic Wear 100% Natural Origin Mascara

Lubz’ Physicians Formula Organic Wear 100% Natural Origin Mascara did her proud, even when her hair didn’t…

Lubz – Physicians Formula Organic Wear 100% Natural Origin Mascara

TheUglyDuckling – NIVEA Face Care Q10 Plus Anti-Wrinkle Replenishing Pearls

TheUglyDuckling was all about the egg when it came to NIVEA Face Care Q10 Plus Anti-Wrinkle Replenishing Pearls… 

TheUglyDuckling – NIVEA Face Care Q10 Plus Anti-Wrinkle Replenishing Pearls

Robyn Smithwick – Durex Pleasure Me Condoms

bh’s Robyn Smithwick was mighty impressed with Durex Pleasure Me Condoms, but it’s her handy tip for the contraception-conscious that made us giggle…

Robyn Smithwick – Durex Pleasure Me Condoms

Margaret 311 – pjur med PREMIUM glide

Margaret 311 was intrigued to try pjur med PREMIUM glide, in part because of its inconspicuous packaging…

Margaret 311 – pjur med PREMIUM glide

clearcrystalwater – Footcare Dubbin Traditional Waterproofer

crystalclearwater championed an 80s fashion revival with her review for Footcare Dubbin Traditional Waterproofer

clearcrystalwater – Footcare Dubbin Traditional Waterproofer

Ashswane – Olay Moisturising Cream: Sensitive

Luckily for Ashswane’s boyfriend, her go-to Olay Moisturising Cream: Sensitive is fragrance-free… 

Ashswane – Olay Moisturising Cream: Sensitive

Megan 1325 – Carmex ® lip balm jar

Megan 1325 is probably Carmex ® lip balm jar’s number one customer, just sayin’…

Megan 1325 – Carmex ® lip balm jar

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