From an aptly named lip gloss to a few unabashed nail polish shades, these beautifiers are bound to ruffle a few feathers with their sexy names.
Go on, click through and indulge your dirty mind with these 14 beauty products that don’t beat around the bush.
NARS ‘The Multiple’ in Orgasm Cream Colour Stick
$62, mecca.com.au
NARS has a whole bunch of products in their ‘Orgasm’ hue, but we’re partial to The Multiple, if you know what we mean…
Estée Lauder ‘Pleasures Intense’ EDP
This deeper, richer, more sultry version of the original scent will send your senses into serious overdrive.
Soap & Glory ‘Sexy Mother Pucker XL’ lip gloss
$20, mecca.com.au
That one little letter is the difference between a silly pun and a HR nightmare.
Too Faced ‘Better Than Sex’ Mascara
$36, mecca.com.au
After all, it’s the size of the ahem, wand, that counts.
Smashbox ‘O-Glow’ Cheek Colour
$44, mecca.com.au
Your very own bottle of that “I just had sex” glow.
Revlon Super Lustrous™ Lipstick in ‘Ravish Me Red’
Some might want to slip this on before taking charge in the boudoir.
OPI ‘Pussy Galore’ nail polish
$19.95, Myer and David Jones
“You can turn off the charm, I’m immune.” Even the Core Collection’s most heated name shades (Makes Men Blush, Aphrodite’s Pink Nightie) can’t keep up with this saucy Bond Girls Collection.
Deborah Lippmann ‘Between the Sheets’ Nail Polish
$18, deborahlippmann.com
The fuschia polish is the perfect shade for getting frisky.
NARS ‘Deep Throat’ blush
$30, sephora
Pretty sure this isn’t in reference to the Watergate scandal…
Lush ‘Lust’ perfume
$17.50, Lush
Just a few spritzes on one of these sensual pulse points, and he’ll be getting more than just hot under the collar.
Demeter ‘Riding Crop’ Cologne
demeterfragrance.com
Get your Fifty Shades of Grey on with this leather-worn aroma. As Demeter themselves say, “Heck, who knows what mischief you can get into with this one.”
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Urban Decay Naked Ultra Nourishing Lipgloss in ‘Rule34’
$20, sephora
Rule #34: if it exists on the internet, there’s porn of it.
M.A.C ‘Fetish’ Lipstick
$36, maccometics.com.au
This NSFW hue is one better left for when the lights go out.
essie ‘Size That Matters’ Nail Lacquer
$3.95, Priceline
essie claim they want you to “trade up and deck yourself out with this enormously beautiful” nail lacquer. Emphasis on ‘enormous’.
I can see some of these products being popular with some people. I wonder who comes up with the names.
A bit too much .