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OTT Face Jewels
A bit of bedazzlement is always a plus, but try not to go so HAM on stick-on face jewels that your can’t move your eyebrows properly.
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Floor Length Anything
Floor length skirts and dresses are a staple in any gal’s wardrobe (and are a godsend when you don’t wanna shave/cbf to fake tan), but after an hour of wandering around on a muddy field, the hem’s gonna look pretty grubby, and you probs don’t want that.
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Native American Headdress
This one kinda goes without saying, but let’s put it out there one last time: any clothing that causes a whole heap of offense really shouldn’t be at Coachella. Nuf said.
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White Sneakers
As good as white sneakers are for literally any social occasion, they’re gonna be the first thing to look grubby when you’re bustin’ a move in a big crowd of people. Save your sneaks and swap ’em out for gumboots.
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Flower Crowns
Throw it back to 2015 and we’ll admit, flower crowns were the absolute tits. But not they’ve become a bit of an overdone ~cliché~, y’know? Why not swap ’em out for a baller cap (and protect your face from ~nasty~ sunburn while you’re at it)?
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Anything Grey
Grey seems like a totally ace choice for a festival, until you start sweating like a mofo and it starts to soak through your clothing under the arms and around the bewbs.
Heels
Heels
Keep your heels at home this festival season to save your feet a lot of discomfort and some potential falls.
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Big Bags
You might want to bring all your worldly possessions around with you (because who knows when you might need a face wipe, amiright?), but trust us when we say that ‘less is definitely more’. Opt for a small cross-body bag, and dance unrestricted all day and night.
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Skinny Jeans
We know what you’re thinking: “No SKINNY JEANS? WHAT?” but hear us out. Our beloved skinnies go with practically everything in our wardrobe, making them one of our hero pieces, but when you’re at a festival there’s nothing worse than leg sweat combined with someone spilling their sticky drink all down your trousers.
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Synthetic Nylon Fabrics
While they might look great, you definitely won’t feel fre$h after jammin’ in the sun in an outfit that doesn’t breathe.
